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Dayton H3 Run #1626 – Spring Formal

When: Saturday April 19, 4:00 PM
Circle up at 4:15PM

Where:
Brixx Ice Company, 500 East 1st ST., Dayton, OH 45402

Cost: $12.00

Hares: P. Head & Catwoman

What: Cum join P. Head & Catwoman for the Spring Formal and their 28th wedding anniversary. That’s right, 28 years ago on this exact day, P. Head & Catwoman got legally married on trail. We’ll be running mostly the same trail from that day, Enjoy all that the area has to offer with the opportunity for an OBN, BN, Picture Checks and much more. In addition, since it’s the day before Easter that will be special surprises hidden on trail.

The circle and On-After will be at Brixx. There will be no separate walkers trail for this one.
Get out there and hit your local thrift stores to get your Prom Gone Bad/Spring Formal finest for this memorable trail.

Trail is A-A, 3-4 miles, Shiggy scale: 1

What to bring:
Prom dresses, bridesmaid gowns, tuxes, suits!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

Safety Third except when it’s time to drive. Uber and Lyft are easy to get from here.

Lost or Confused: P. Head 937-776-1050, Catwoman 937-545-8076

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medivac potential

Joint UnMasked H3 #125/DH3 #1625

What: Joint UnMasked H3 #125/DH3 #1625
When: Sunday April 13th
Where: Taylorsville Metropark, near the Deer Trace Shelter
Coordinates: 39.868101 -84.175788
Hares: Slammin’ Grandma’s Salmon & Help Get It Up
Hash Cash: $8.00 (half price for non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level:  2.69-3.69
Distance: 3-4 miles.
Chalk Talk/Hare Away: 2:15±5min pm

What to Expect: a typical Help trail, but outsourced to someone that will do it for pennies on the dollar!

Definitely includes: mud, hills, muddy hills, BEER, live train tracks, abandoned train tracks, floodwater and a waterfall.
There will be a walker trail as well that consists of one, very long, HHJMS.
May or may not contain: pygmies, mimosas, naked chicks in the snow, a town that doesn’t exist anymore, MSG, your uncle Walter, apologies, a reason to live*
*reason to live may have shifted in transit. Please be careful when opening.
What to Bring: Virgins, extravagant gifts for the hares, that whistle you never blow, vessels,  Hash Attire, (all the normal hash stuff), dry clothes/shoes.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions, drama, your mama (unless she’s cool. She’s cool, right?)
On After:
TBD
Lost or Confused:  Text/Call Salmon 937-231-8025
Horny or confused: call Help (937)344-2589

Spring Formal – Dayton H3 Run #1625

Spring Formal – Dayton H3 Run #1625

When: Saturday April 19, 4:00 PM
Circle up at 4:15PM

Where: 
Brixx Ice Company, 500 East 1st ST., Dayton, OH 45402

Cost: $12.00

Hares: P. Head & Catwoman

What: Cum join P. Head & Catwoman for the Spring Formal and their 28th wedding anniversary. That’s right, 28 years ago on this exact day, P. Head & Catwoman got legally married on trail. We’ll be running mostly the same trail from that day, Enjoy all that the area has to offer with the opportunity for an OBN, BN, Picture Checks and much more. In addition, since it’s the day before Easter that will be special surprises hidden on trail.

The circle and On-After will be at Brixx. There will be no separate walkers trail for this one.

Get out there and hit your local thrift stores to get your Prom Gone Bad/Spring Formal finest for this memorable trail.

Trail is A-A, 3-4 miles, Shiggy scale: 1

What to bring:
Prom dresses, bridesmaid gowns, tuxes, suits!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

Safety Third except when it’s time to drive. Uber and Lyft are easy to get from here.

Lost or Confused: P. Head 937-776-1050, Catwoman 937-545-8076

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medivac potential

DH3 #1623 9th (annual) Earth Day Hash

DH3  #1623   9th (annual) Earth Day Hash

April 5th   2PM

Hares:  More Leggs and I Did A Rod

Where:   1301 Siebenthaler Ave.

N. parking lot of DeWeese Parkway.   Near (almost under) the south side of the Siebenthaler bridge.   (Opposite side of bridge at Wegerzyn Garden Center).

What:   The annual Earth Day hash.  This is the 9th Earth Day hash….we missed 2020 due to Covid.   More Leggs has hared 8 of them…the one missed was because of the Trinidad interhash.   Give back to the community by helping to clean the environment in which we hash.  Hashers Not Trashers.   We will pick up trash and then hash a city trail.   Wear fluorescent attire.   Reachers, gloves, trash bags will be provided.

Shiggy Level: 1-2.   Approximately 2.69 miles.  No separate walker/runner trails.

What to Bring: Your long lost hash buddies, all the standard stuff, whistle you never blow, mug, fluorescent attire.

On-After:   More Leggs and Porkless’ home.  3915 Pilgrim Rd.  Bring extra cash if you want to order pizzas.

Questions:   More Leggs 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheel chair/scooter friendly
2.  Lite Adventure
3.  Shiggylicious
4.  Medivac potential

Anal Wearin’ of the Green/Green Dress – DH3, Unmasked, Sincity TriFuckTa

What: DH3 #1622, Unmasked #123, SCH4 #1412

When: Saturday March 15th, 2025 at 2PM.

Where: Flanagan’s Pub 101 E Stewart St, Dayton, OH 45409

Hash Cash: $8
Shiggy Level: 0.696969 – 1.696969

Chalk Talk/ Hares away: 2:15ish pm

Trail is A to A (3-4 miles)

Hares: Lil John and Fuck it, NOT sorry.

What to expect:
It’s that time again to clean the cobwebs off those green clothes, costumes, and dresses!! That’s right, it’s the ANAL WEARING OF THE GREEN or GREEN DRESS RUN!!

There is also something else special happening today. Dirty Flamingo hits her 100 runs today. So, you know what that means….she will be getting ICED today!! Please join us in helping her celebrate her 100 with DH3.

Will there be green? Absolutely
Will there be beer? Fuck yeah there will be
Will there be ducks? Probably
Will there be someone getting iced? Abso fucking lutly

What to bring:
GREEN DRESSES, COSTUMES, OR GREEN CLOTHING!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending) bring warm clothes and chair(s).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

ON-AFTER:TBD
ON-AFTER-AFTER:
This will be the official after party to keep the spirit of Saint Patty and Flamingo’s iced ass going at Skid and Slutty’s. Patties, music, beer, games, three man, and more until the last person vomiting and nods off. (BYOB)

Safety third until it comes time to drive. Crash space will be available for out of towners and drunks.

Lost or Confused: So am I
Fuck It, NOT Sorry 937-408-8486
Lil John 937-609-5695

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medi-Vac potential

DH3 #1620 and UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday

What: DH3 #1620/UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday!

When: Saturday, March 1, 2025

Where: The Barrel House
417 East Third Street
Dayton, Ohio 45402

Parking: If you can’t find a spot, I recommend Dayton Beer Company’s lot.

Hares: Unlucky Skidmark and Slamming Grandma’s Salmon

Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (~4 miles)

Muster: 1:00 pm

Chalk Talk: 2:00 pm

Hares Away: 2:15 pm

What to Expect:
If you set your expectations low, you’re bound to have a great time! This Fat Tuesday on a Saturday A-to-A prime trail will consist of a lot of bullshit, because we’re doing one of your favorite Skidmark additions to the hash: A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER!!!

Dress up like it’s New Orleans baby!!
Bring out that Mardi Gras spirit by doing FOUR mini-trails IN ONE!!

Each leg of trail will lead you back to start for an OBN or an optional delicious Malortigras slung by the best bartenders in Dayton! But don’t worry!! All four trail clovers will have it’s own BN, bead-earning equal-opportunity opportunities, and more!!

So pick that lazy ass off the couch and have fun with your friends!! More importantly….just cum!!!

What to Bring:
Virgins, whistle (you never blow), vessels, hash attire, chairs, and always a change of clothes socks or shoes, and as always a thirst for beer.

What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama

On-After: The Barrel House for drinks/Door Dash delivery for food

Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail))

DH3 #1618 – February Full Moon

What: DH3 #1618 – February Full Moon
When: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Where: Flanagan’s Pub
101 E Stewart St
Dayton, OH 45409
Hares: Unlucky Skidmark
Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level: 1.69 (~3 miles)
Muster at: 7:00 pm

Chalk Talk/Hares Away: 7:15 pm
What to Expect:
I’ll keep it simple for the full-moon weekday.
Fun stroll with a few BNs and picture checks.
You’ll wanna stick together if you wanna do the Eagle (EASY) route.
What to Bring:
HEADlamps, Virgins, whistle (you never blow), Vessels, hash attire, Chairs, and always a change of clothes, socks or shoes and as always a thirst for beer.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama
ON-AFTER: Masthead Brewing’s 8th Birthday Party at The Barrel House
Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444
Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail

DH3 Run #1619/Unmasked #121 Valentine’s Day Hash with VD

DH3  1619.  Unmasked:  121
Date: Sunday,  February 16th, 2025
NOTE THE START TIME OF 2:00 PM!
Hares: VD and More Leggs

Where:  Back parking lot of Wandering Griffin. 3725 Presidential Dr, Beavercreek, OH 45324.  Arrive early to prelube inside if you like.

What:   All you backsliding hashers…and VD is one of you….join in the fun as VD and More Leggs lay yet another memorable VD Valentine hash.   And yes, there may be a Pulley sighting!    Valentine shenanigans on trail.   Wear your favorite red and white or love-themed hash clothes and join the fun.
Shiggy Level: 1-3.   Distance:  3-4 miles.  No separate walker/runner trails.  Short cuts available.

What to Bring: Your long lost hash buddies,  all the standard stuff, whistle you never blow, mug, Valentine themed attire, change of clothes and shoes, a great attitude, chocolate for the hares.

On-After:   Wandering Griffin unless the pack decides they can’t resist the nearby El Rancho Grande

Questions:   More Leggs 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheel chair/scooter friendly

2.  Lite Adventure

3.  Shiggylicious

4.  Medivac potential

Joint UnMasked H3 #119 and DH3 #1616

Adult Trail (18+).
What: UnMasked H3 #119 & DH3 # 1616
Credit for Both Kennels for one price.
When: Sunday, 19 January 2025 @ 2pm.
LOCATION COULD CHANGE BECAUSE OF WEATHER. CHECK BACK HERE FOR UPDATES
Where: Hadley Watts Middle School
7056 McEwen Rd, Washington Township, OH 45459
Coordinates: 39.64230, -84.18594
Hares: CIS & DTMA
Hash Cash: $8.00 (half price for non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level: ?.69
Chalk Talk/Hare Away: 2:15ish pm
What to Expect: Your guess is as good as mine. If the white stuff is still there, it could be cold for the toes. If it’s melted, not likely, it could be muddy. Looking at mostly trails but pavement is available if we have wimpy wanks.
Dress Warm.
What to Bring: Virgins, whistle you never blow, Vessels, Hash Attire, (all the normal hash stuff), extra warm clothes/shoes.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama.
ON-AFTER:
Bargos Grill & Tap
588 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Centerville, OH 45459
Lost or Confused: Call CIS at (937) 430-7862
Shiggy Scale:
0.69: Boring pavement pounding
1.69: Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2.69: Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3.69: Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4.69: Medivac Potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)

DH3 Run #1570 Christmas Lights Hash

When: Saturday, Dec 9, 2023 5:30 PM  <–NOTE THE SPECIAL TIME

Where: Rohrer Park, 720 Rohrer Blvd, Riverside, OH 45404

Hares: P. Head & CIS

Cost: $8.00

What: Cum out to enjoy a look at lots of great Christmas lights in Riverside followed by our annual gift exchange with pizza and beers at Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway. The trail will be an all streets affair with a shiggy level of 1 ending with circle at P. Head & Catwoman’s house. From there we will head over to the On-After for pizza, beer and a gift exchange.

It is highly recommended that you dress brightly and have either lights and or reflective items. This neighborhood has NO sidewalks.

What to Bring: Yourself, great holiday attitude, a wrapped gift of no more than $20 value for the exchange, virgins, whistles, mugs…

What to Leave Home: Inhibitions, Drama

On-After: Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway, 3490 Old Troy Pike, Dayton, OH 45404

Lost, confused, lonely: call P. Head 937-776-1050