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DH3 Run #1570 Christmas Lights Hash

When: Saturday, Dec 9, 2023 5:30 PM  <–NOTE THE SPECIAL TIME

Where: Rohrer Park, 720 Rohrer Blvd, Riverside, OH 45404

Hares: P. Head & CIS

Cost: $8.00

What: Cum out to enjoy a look at lots of great Christmas lights in Riverside followed by our annual gift exchange with pizza and beers at Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway. The trail will be an all streets affair with a shiggy level of 1 ending with circle at P. Head & Catwoman’s house. From there we will head over to the On-After for pizza, beer and a gift exchange.

It is highly recommended that you dress brightly and have either lights and or reflective items. This neighborhood has NO sidewalks.

What to Bring: Yourself, great holiday attitude, a wrapped gift of no more than $20 value for the exchange, virgins, whistles, mugs…

What to Leave Home: Inhibitions, Drama

On-After: Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway, 3490 Old Troy Pike, Dayton, OH 45404

Lost, confused, lonely: call P. Head 937-776-1050

DH3 Run #1569 Hooker’s Halloween Hash of Horror

When: Saturday, October 28th at 4 P.M.

Where: Fairfield Park, 891 E Dayton Yellow Springs Road, Fairborn, OH  39.833481,-84.022118

Hares: Woody Hooker & Secret Surprise Hare

Cost: ???

What: RKO Pictures is proud to present – The Rocky Horror Hash Show
I would like….to take you….on a strange journey. Live out your most erotic nightmares and sensual daydreams by joining us for this years sexy Halloween hash. Give yourself over to the absolute pleasure of beer, fish hooks, and a few more surprises on trail.

What to Bring: Hash Cash (tbd), whistles, vessels, virgins, fishnets, stilettos, etc.

What to leave home: Drama, inhibitions, your panties.

On-After: As is tradition, On-After will be held at CIS & OC’s house
1393 Windsor Drive, Dayton OH 45434

Lost or confused: call Woody at 937-241-4189

Lonely and/or horny, Call Hooker’s Hotline at the same number but like….make it sexy.

With Whips and Chains,

Woody Hooker????

DH3 Run #1568 World Peace Through Beer

When: Saturday, Oct 14, 2023 4:00 PM

Where: The abandoned Krogers in Fairborn, 256 E. Dayton Yellowsprings RD, Fairborn, OH 45324

Hares: P. Head & ??? (I could use a co-hare)

Cost: $8.00

What: Cum out to celebrate World Peace Through Beer. Those wanks is the Middle East and Ukrain/Russia obviously don’t have enough beer in their lives, we do. This is a P. Head trail which may or may not involve the following: streets, trails, mud, hills, cemeteries, water, flats, playgrounds, alleys, dogs and god only knows what else. Shiggy Level 3.25.

What to Bring: All the normal Hash stuff, whistle, mug, dry shoes/clothes, chair…

What to Leave Home: Inhibitions, Drama

On-After: TBD

Lost, confused, lonely: call P. Head 937-776-1050

Joint DH3 #1564/SCH4 Anal Red Dress Hash

When: Saturday, Sept. 30th @ 4pm

Where:  Parking lot next to Big Lots, 359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd., Dayton OH 45459

Hares: Bonnet Banger & Marvin’s Condom Contents

Hash Cash: $10  ($6 non-drinkers)

Charity: Dayton Food Bank (monetary donation will be made from collected hash cash, also there will be a box for food donations)

What to Expect: 27th Anal Red Dress Run thru beautiful south Dayton. Plan to parade your amazing RED DRESS fashions for all the muggle to see! The hares have many surprises up their Red Dresses for you & we promise you won’t go thirsty!

What to Bring: YOUR BEST RED DRESS!!  Red accessories, Red Virgins, Red Whistle (you never blow), Red Vessels, Red Hash Attire, ID & $$$ possibly.

What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama

CIRCLE/ON-AFTER: Mack’s Tavern, 381 Miamisburg Centerville Rd., Dayton OH 45459. Food and Slut Beer will be provided. (no outside drinks aloud)

Lost or Confused: Bonnet Banger 937-477-8958

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)

DH3 Run #1565 International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Date & Time: 9/16 @ 3:00 PM
Where:
3220 Colerain Ave.
Cincinnati, OH 45225
Hares: The OG Pirate talker…
Captain The UnaWencher, her trusted 1st mate Bonny Banger and Coxswain Tub Slut.
WHAT TO EXPECT: Aye Matey’s! Tis that time a year agin”…
To Talk, Walk and Smell like a Pirate!
Darn yer best Pirate costume, eye patches and wenches and cum HEAD out to da Zinzinnati(Seas) ! …or….walk da plank!
WHAT TO BRING: Bring yer Centurnion Grog Vessel, 8 pieces of silver, yer Parrot, yer chairs, yer whistles, yer wenches & yer virgins!
On-after: Binski Bar
2872 Colerain Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45225
On-after-after: Zinzinnati Oktoberfest.
Stranded at Sea call: Una -513-306-0503 or Bonnet 937-477-8958

DH3 #1564 – Birthday Luau Hash

Birthday Luau Hash!
Join us for a fun hash before our (Dirty Flamingo, That F*ckin Guy/Abe Drinkin, and Lil John’s) birthday party.
Hares: Double Dirties (Dirty Flamingo & Dirty Dumpster Slut)
Hash Cash: $6
Shiggy level: 0.6969696-1. 6969696 (Around 3-3.50 miles) THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A WALKERS TRAIL! WE WANT TO BE SEEN IN ALL OUR HAWAIIAN ATTIRE!!
Chalk Talk: 3:15
Cum one, Cum All!!
Who doesn’t love a good Hawaiian Luau!
Wear your Hawaiian shirts, shorts, coconut bras or whatever you come up with! (There will be a costume contest!)
Will there be fun new marks?? ABSOLUTELY.
Will there be Hawaiian themed drink/shots? Yes, of course.
We have a Hawaiian fun filled adventure awaiting you!
What to Bring:
YOUR BEST HAWAIIAN GEAR!!!
Gifts for the birthday hare (Dirty Flamingo), Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hawaiian Hash Attire, all the normal stuff.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama
Lost of Confused: Dirty Flamingo: 763-923-9492; Dirty Dumpster Slut 937-591-1126

DH3 #1563 Blue Moon

When: Thursday, August 31, 2023, 7:00 PM
Location: First Allied, 3737 S. Dixie Highway, Middletown, Ohio 45005, just off I-75, take Exit 32 and Head West to Dixie Highway (Frisch’s will be on your right).
Hash Cash: $6.00
Shiggy Level: 1.69, mostly urban.
Hares: Beat It and Hot Tub Slut (trying to get our haring stats up).
Bring all the usual hash shit including a folding chair for circle. And a drinking vessel and virgins.
We’ll circle in the parking lot then discuss a possible On-After, maybe Fricker’s.
Questions or concerns, call Hot Tub at (513) 484-4249. Horny or lonely, call Beat It at (513) 550-0087

DH3 #1562 St. Anne Hill’s annual Porchfest-DH3 Music Crawl

When:
Sat. Aug 19
Arrive early for a 4 PM start.   Pack out 4:05

Where:
560 McLain St.   Dayton   Irish Pub music will be playing from 3-4.   Parking will be challenging since the festival began at noon and it is very popular.   There is street parking and a few parking lots.

Hares:   I Did a Rod and More Leggs

Hash Cash:
$6.00

Description:   Today’s hash brings us to the annual St. Anne’s Hill porchfest.   Several bands will be playing on the porches and side lawns of houses in the neighborhood.   Hashers will follow a walking trail that will take us to listen to music at several porches.   More info on the type of music and schedule can be found here:

https://daytonporchfest.wixsite.com/home/schedule

Feel free to arrive early to catch earlier performances.   Plan on walking a 2ish mile trail.   1-1.69 shig level.    Circle will be at 228 Henry St. at approximately 6:15-6:30, just in case the pack splits to listen to their own musical preferences.

This is not a DORA neighborhood, but alchohol will be permitted in the streets if you are discreet.   Feel free to bring your own, with a koosie or vessel.   We will plan on pulling a wagon for a BN opportunity.

Bring a camp chair to carry with you!!

 ON AFTER:  We will decide to listen to Nasty Bingo play Folkadelic (1514 E 4th St) or go the Fifth St. Brewpub to listen to the Great Northern String Band play Acoustic Grateful Dead.  Both begin at 7.

Lost or Confused:

More Leggs: 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair, scooter and baby stroller friendly.
2. Lite Adventure (Pavement and tame shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)

DH3 Run #1556 – Cowboy Ride Off

It’s Cowboy Day wankers.
YEEHAW it’s national cowboy day and Holes’ Birthday, tighten your bootstraps and tuck your shirts in for a sloppy ride.
When: Saturday, July 22, 4:00 PM
Where: Holes Creek Park Centerville
8575 Yankee ST, Centerville
Parking is limited so this might change
Hares: 3 Holes, Woody
Shiggy– 2.5
Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair, scooter and baby stroller friendly.
2. Lite Adventure (Pavement and tame shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)
Need:
whistle, vessel, cowboy attire
ur normal habdashery
On After: TBD
For details or concerns contact: 3 Holes; no waiting! 9379729366

DH3 #1555 Full Moon/ #3 of Tour Duh Hash

DH3 #1555 Full Moon/ #3 of Tour Duh Hash

When:
Monday, July 3rd, 2023   (wear red/white/blue hash attire)
7 PM

Where:
Meyers Printing and Design Inc.   254 Leo St.  Dayton, OH 45404
(same place as last Summer’s Unmasked J’Ouvert Paint Party)                Helena St. may be closed in preparation for the City of Dayton fireworks, so enter Leo St. off of Keowee St.   

Hare:   More Leggs

Hash Cash:
$6.00

Description:   This is #3 of the tour duh hash.  Plan on a shortish, festive trail and a longish party.   Release your inner child.  Urban shiggy.   Possible $ spending opportunities so bring cash on trail if you so desire.  Possible free hotdogs and games opportunities as well, so indulge if you like.

DH3 is participating in the summer litter league cleanup. Reachers/gloves/bags will be available for those who want to clean up while walking/running the trail.  Hashers, not trashers.

ON-AFTER (APRE)    Fireworks are at 10.   A great place to view them is at the canoe club.   They will probably charge a $5.00 admission fee.  BYOB (or there is a beer vending machine at the club) and a snack/dessert to share and we will walk over after the circle.  Bring a jacket, camp chair, blanket or anything else that will make you comfortable.   Celebrate our good fortune as Americans.

Lost or Confused:
More Leggs: 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair, scooter and baby stroller friendly.
2. Lite Adventure (Pavement and tame shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)