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Anal Wearin’ of the Green/Green Dress – DH3, Unmasked, Sincity TriFuckTa

What: DH3 #1622, Unmasked #123, SCH4 #1412

When: Saturday March 15th, 2025 at 2PM.

Where: Flanagan’s Pub 101 E Stewart St, Dayton, OH 45409

Hash Cash: $8
Shiggy Level: 0.696969 – 1.696969

Chalk Talk/ Hares away: 2:15ish pm

Trail is A to A (3-4 miles)

Hares: Lil John and Fuck it, NOT sorry.

What to expect:
It’s that time again to clean the cobwebs off those green clothes, costumes, and dresses!! That’s right, it’s the ANAL WEARING OF THE GREEN or GREEN DRESS RUN!!

There is also something else special happening today. Dirty Flamingo hits her 100 runs today. So, you know what that means….she will be getting ICED today!! Please join us in helping her celebrate her 100 with DH3.

Will there be green? Absolutely
Will there be beer? Fuck yeah there will be
Will there be ducks? Probably
Will there be someone getting iced? Abso fucking lutly

What to bring:
GREEN DRESSES, COSTUMES, OR GREEN CLOTHING!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending) bring warm clothes and chair(s).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

ON-AFTER:TBD
ON-AFTER-AFTER:
This will be the official after party to keep the spirit of Saint Patty and Flamingo’s iced ass going at Skid and Slutty’s. Patties, music, beer, games, three man, and more until the last person vomiting and nods off. (BYOB)

Safety third until it comes time to drive. Crash space will be available for out of towners and drunks.

Lost or Confused: So am I
Fuck It, NOT Sorry 937-408-8486
Lil John 937-609-5695

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medi-Vac potential

DH3 #1620 and UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday

What: DH3 #1620/UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday!

When: Saturday, March 1, 2025

Where: The Barrel House
417 East Third Street
Dayton, Ohio 45402

Parking: If you can’t find a spot, I recommend Dayton Beer Company’s lot.

Hares: Unlucky Skidmark and Slamming Grandma’s Salmon

Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (~4 miles)

Muster: 1:00 pm

Chalk Talk: 2:00 pm

Hares Away: 2:15 pm

What to Expect:
If you set your expectations low, you’re bound to have a great time! This Fat Tuesday on a Saturday A-to-A prime trail will consist of a lot of bullshit, because we’re doing one of your favorite Skidmark additions to the hash: A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER!!!

Dress up like it’s New Orleans baby!!
Bring out that Mardi Gras spirit by doing FOUR mini-trails IN ONE!!

Each leg of trail will lead you back to start for an OBN or an optional delicious Malortigras slung by the best bartenders in Dayton! But don’t worry!! All four trail clovers will have it’s own BN, bead-earning equal-opportunity opportunities, and more!!

So pick that lazy ass off the couch and have fun with your friends!! More importantly….just cum!!!

What to Bring:
Virgins, whistle (you never blow), vessels, hash attire, chairs, and always a change of clothes socks or shoes, and as always a thirst for beer.

What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama

On-After: The Barrel House for drinks/Door Dash delivery for food

Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail))

DH3 #1618 – February Full Moon

What: DH3 #1618 – February Full Moon
When: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
Where: Flanagan’s Pub
101 E Stewart St
Dayton, OH 45409
Hares: Unlucky Skidmark
Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level: 1.69 (~3 miles)
Muster at: 7:00 pm

Chalk Talk/Hares Away: 7:15 pm
What to Expect:
I’ll keep it simple for the full-moon weekday.
Fun stroll with a few BNs and picture checks.
You’ll wanna stick together if you wanna do the Eagle (EASY) route.
What to Bring:
HEADlamps, Virgins, whistle (you never blow), Vessels, hash attire, Chairs, and always a change of clothes, socks or shoes and as always a thirst for beer.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama
ON-AFTER: Masthead Brewing’s 8th Birthday Party at The Barrel House
Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444
Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail

DH3 Run #1619/Unmasked #121 Valentine’s Day Hash with VD

DH3  1619.  Unmasked:  121
Date: Sunday,  February 16th, 2025
NOTE THE START TIME OF 2:00 PM!
Hares: VD and More Leggs

Where:  Back parking lot of Wandering Griffin. 3725 Presidential Dr, Beavercreek, OH 45324.  Arrive early to prelube inside if you like.

What:   All you backsliding hashers…and VD is one of you….join in the fun as VD and More Leggs lay yet another memorable VD Valentine hash.   And yes, there may be a Pulley sighting!    Valentine shenanigans on trail.   Wear your favorite red and white or love-themed hash clothes and join the fun.
Shiggy Level: 1-3.   Distance:  3-4 miles.  No separate walker/runner trails.  Short cuts available.

What to Bring: Your long lost hash buddies,  all the standard stuff, whistle you never blow, mug, Valentine themed attire, change of clothes and shoes, a great attitude, chocolate for the hares.

On-After:   Wandering Griffin unless the pack decides they can’t resist the nearby El Rancho Grande

Questions:   More Leggs 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheel chair/scooter friendly

2.  Lite Adventure

3.  Shiggylicious

4.  Medivac potential

Joint UnMasked H3 #119 and DH3 #1616

Adult Trail (18+).
What: UnMasked H3 #119 & DH3 # 1616
Credit for Both Kennels for one price.
When: Sunday, 19 January 2025 @ 2pm.
LOCATION COULD CHANGE BECAUSE OF WEATHER. CHECK BACK HERE FOR UPDATES
Where: Hadley Watts Middle School
7056 McEwen Rd, Washington Township, OH 45459
Coordinates: 39.64230, -84.18594
Hares: CIS & DTMA
Hash Cash: $8.00 (half price for non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level: ?.69
Chalk Talk/Hare Away: 2:15ish pm
What to Expect: Your guess is as good as mine. If the white stuff is still there, it could be cold for the toes. If it’s melted, not likely, it could be muddy. Looking at mostly trails but pavement is available if we have wimpy wanks.
Dress Warm.
What to Bring: Virgins, whistle you never blow, Vessels, Hash Attire, (all the normal hash stuff), extra warm clothes/shoes.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama.
ON-AFTER:
Bargos Grill & Tap
588 Miamisburg Centerville Rd, Centerville, OH 45459
Lost or Confused: Call CIS at (937) 430-7862
Shiggy Scale:
0.69: Boring pavement pounding
1.69: Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2.69: Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3.69: Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4.69: Medivac Potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)

Wolf Full Moon Trail

Wolf Full Moon Trail
What: DH3 #1615, January Full Moon Trail
When: Monday, January 13th, 2025 @ 7PM (1900 hours)
Where: Newcom Founders Park
223 Green St
Dayton Ohio 45402
Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level: 1.69
Trail Length: 4-5 miles
Hares: Fuck It Not Sorry, Hot Tub Slut
What to Expect:
Beer, Beads, Boobs, and Duckies!!!
A fun full moon trail with lots of beer and hidden duckies.
What to Bring:
Cranial illumination devices!!! You’ll be pretty screwed without one. Virgins, that whistle you never blow, vessels, hash attire, all the normal hash stuff, chairs, etc.,
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama.
ON-AFTER: TBD.
Lost or Confused, call Fuck It,Not Sorry 937-408-8486
Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises
4. Medivac potential.

DH3 Run #1570 Christmas Lights Hash

When: Saturday, Dec 9, 2023 5:30 PM  <–NOTE THE SPECIAL TIME

Where: Rohrer Park, 720 Rohrer Blvd, Riverside, OH 45404

Hares: P. Head & CIS

Cost: $8.00

What: Cum out to enjoy a look at lots of great Christmas lights in Riverside followed by our annual gift exchange with pizza and beers at Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway. The trail will be an all streets affair with a shiggy level of 1 ending with circle at P. Head & Catwoman’s house. From there we will head over to the On-After for pizza, beer and a gift exchange.

It is highly recommended that you dress brightly and have either lights and or reflective items. This neighborhood has NO sidewalks.

What to Bring: Yourself, great holiday attitude, a wrapped gift of no more than $20 value for the exchange, virgins, whistles, mugs…

What to Leave Home: Inhibitions, Drama

On-After: Old Dayton Pizza Riverside Hideaway, 3490 Old Troy Pike, Dayton, OH 45404

Lost, confused, lonely: call P. Head 937-776-1050

DH3 Run #1569 Hooker’s Halloween Hash of Horror

When: Saturday, October 28th at 4 P.M.

Where: Fairfield Park, 891 E Dayton Yellow Springs Road, Fairborn, OH  39.833481,-84.022118

Hares: Woody Hooker & Secret Surprise Hare

Cost: ???

What: RKO Pictures is proud to present – The Rocky Horror Hash Show
I would like….to take you….on a strange journey. Live out your most erotic nightmares and sensual daydreams by joining us for this years sexy Halloween hash. Give yourself over to the absolute pleasure of beer, fish hooks, and a few more surprises on trail.

What to Bring: Hash Cash (tbd), whistles, vessels, virgins, fishnets, stilettos, etc.

What to leave home: Drama, inhibitions, your panties.

On-After: As is tradition, On-After will be held at CIS & OC’s house
1393 Windsor Drive, Dayton OH 45434

Lost or confused: call Woody at 937-241-4189

Lonely and/or horny, Call Hooker’s Hotline at the same number but like….make it sexy.

With Whips and Chains,

Woody Hooker????

DH3 Run #1568 World Peace Through Beer

When: Saturday, Oct 14, 2023 4:00 PM

Where: The abandoned Krogers in Fairborn, 256 E. Dayton Yellowsprings RD, Fairborn, OH 45324

Hares: P. Head & ??? (I could use a co-hare)

Cost: $8.00

What: Cum out to celebrate World Peace Through Beer. Those wanks is the Middle East and Ukrain/Russia obviously don’t have enough beer in their lives, we do. This is a P. Head trail which may or may not involve the following: streets, trails, mud, hills, cemeteries, water, flats, playgrounds, alleys, dogs and god only knows what else. Shiggy Level 3.25.

What to Bring: All the normal Hash stuff, whistle, mug, dry shoes/clothes, chair…

What to Leave Home: Inhibitions, Drama

On-After: TBD

Lost, confused, lonely: call P. Head 937-776-1050

Joint DH3 #1564/SCH4 Anal Red Dress Hash

When: Saturday, Sept. 30th @ 4pm

Where:  Parking lot next to Big Lots, 359 Miamisburg Centerville Rd., Dayton OH 45459

Hares: Bonnet Banger & Marvin’s Condom Contents

Hash Cash: $10  ($6 non-drinkers)

Charity: Dayton Food Bank (monetary donation will be made from collected hash cash, also there will be a box for food donations)

What to Expect: 27th Anal Red Dress Run thru beautiful south Dayton. Plan to parade your amazing RED DRESS fashions for all the muggle to see! The hares have many surprises up their Red Dresses for you & we promise you won’t go thirsty!

What to Bring: YOUR BEST RED DRESS!!  Red accessories, Red Virgins, Red Whistle (you never blow), Red Vessels, Red Hash Attire, ID & $$$ possibly.

What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama

CIRCLE/ON-AFTER: Mack’s Tavern, 381 Miamisburg Centerville Rd., Dayton OH 45459. Food and Slut Beer will be provided. (no outside drinks aloud)

Lost or Confused: Bonnet Banger 937-477-8958

Shiggy Level: 1.69

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail)