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Dayton H3 Run #1626 – Spring Formal

When: Saturday April 19, 4:00 PM
Circle up at 4:15PM

Where:
Brixx Ice Company, 500 East 1st ST., Dayton, OH 45402

Cost: $12.00

Hares: P. Head & Catwoman

What: Cum join P. Head & Catwoman for the Spring Formal and their 28th wedding anniversary. That’s right, 28 years ago on this exact day, P. Head & Catwoman got legally married on trail. We’ll be running mostly the same trail from that day, Enjoy all that the area has to offer with the opportunity for an OBN, BN, Picture Checks and much more. In addition, since it’s the day before Easter that will be special surprises hidden on trail.

The circle and On-After will be at Brixx. There will be no separate walkers trail for this one.
Get out there and hit your local thrift stores to get your Prom Gone Bad/Spring Formal finest for this memorable trail.

Trail is A-A, 3-4 miles, Shiggy scale: 1

What to bring:
Prom dresses, bridesmaid gowns, tuxes, suits!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

Safety Third except when it’s time to drive. Uber and Lyft are easy to get from here.

Lost or Confused: P. Head 937-776-1050, Catwoman 937-545-8076

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medivac potential

Joint UnMasked H3 #125/DH3 #1625

What: Joint UnMasked H3 #125/DH3 #1625
When: Sunday April 13th
Where: Taylorsville Metropark, near the Deer Trace Shelter
Coordinates: 39.868101 -84.175788
Hares: Slammin’ Grandma’s Salmon & Help Get It Up
Hash Cash: $8.00 (half price for non-drinkers)
Shiggy Level:  2.69-3.69
Distance: 3-4 miles.
Chalk Talk/Hare Away: 2:15±5min pm

What to Expect: a typical Help trail, but outsourced to someone that will do it for pennies on the dollar!

Definitely includes: mud, hills, muddy hills, BEER, live train tracks, abandoned train tracks, floodwater and a waterfall.
There will be a walker trail as well that consists of one, very long, HHJMS.
May or may not contain: pygmies, mimosas, naked chicks in the snow, a town that doesn’t exist anymore, MSG, your uncle Walter, apologies, a reason to live*
*reason to live may have shifted in transit. Please be careful when opening.
What to Bring: Virgins, extravagant gifts for the hares, that whistle you never blow, vessels,  Hash Attire, (all the normal hash stuff), dry clothes/shoes.
What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions, drama, your mama (unless she’s cool. She’s cool, right?)
On After:
TBD
Lost or Confused:  Text/Call Salmon 937-231-8025
Horny or confused: call Help (937)344-2589

Spring Formal – Dayton H3 Run #1625

Spring Formal – Dayton H3 Run #1625

When: Saturday April 19, 4:00 PM
Circle up at 4:15PM

Where: 
Brixx Ice Company, 500 East 1st ST., Dayton, OH 45402

Cost: $12.00

Hares: P. Head & Catwoman

What: Cum join P. Head & Catwoman for the Spring Formal and their 28th wedding anniversary. That’s right, 28 years ago on this exact day, P. Head & Catwoman got legally married on trail. We’ll be running mostly the same trail from that day, Enjoy all that the area has to offer with the opportunity for an OBN, BN, Picture Checks and much more. In addition, since it’s the day before Easter that will be special surprises hidden on trail.

The circle and On-After will be at Brixx. There will be no separate walkers trail for this one.

Get out there and hit your local thrift stores to get your Prom Gone Bad/Spring Formal finest for this memorable trail.

Trail is A-A, 3-4 miles, Shiggy scale: 1

What to bring:
Prom dresses, bridesmaid gowns, tuxes, suits!! Virgins, Whistle (you never blow), Vessels, Hash Attire (all normal hash stuff), extra clothes (weather depending).

What to leave at home: Inhibitions and Drama

Safety Third except when it’s time to drive. Uber and Lyft are easy to get from here.

Lost or Confused: P. Head 937-776-1050, Catwoman 937-545-8076

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheel chair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite Adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shigglicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts, or bruises)
4. Medivac potential

DH3 #1623 9th (annual) Earth Day Hash

DH3  #1623   9th (annual) Earth Day Hash

April 5th   2PM

Hares:  More Leggs and I Did A Rod

Where:   1301 Siebenthaler Ave.

N. parking lot of DeWeese Parkway.   Near (almost under) the south side of the Siebenthaler bridge.   (Opposite side of bridge at Wegerzyn Garden Center).

What:   The annual Earth Day hash.  This is the 9th Earth Day hash….we missed 2020 due to Covid.   More Leggs has hared 8 of them…the one missed was because of the Trinidad interhash.   Give back to the community by helping to clean the environment in which we hash.  Hashers Not Trashers.   We will pick up trash and then hash a city trail.   Wear fluorescent attire.   Reachers, gloves, trash bags will be provided.

Shiggy Level: 1-2.   Approximately 2.69 miles.  No separate walker/runner trails.

What to Bring: Your long lost hash buddies, all the standard stuff, whistle you never blow, mug, fluorescent attire.

On-After:   More Leggs and Porkless’ home.  3915 Pilgrim Rd.  Bring extra cash if you want to order pizzas.

Questions:   More Leggs 937-312-4454

Shiggy Scale:

1. Wheel chair/scooter friendly
2.  Lite Adventure
3.  Shiggylicious
4.  Medivac potential

DH3 #1620 and UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday

What: DH3 #1620/UnMasked #122- Mardi Gras Four-Leaf Clover Trail!! AKA Fat Tuesday on Saturday!

When: Saturday, March 1, 2025

Where: The Barrel House
417 East Third Street
Dayton, Ohio 45402

Parking: If you can’t find a spot, I recommend Dayton Beer Company’s lot.

Hares: Unlucky Skidmark and Slamming Grandma’s Salmon

Hash Cash: $8.00 ($4.00 non-drinkers)

Shiggy Level: 1.69 (~4 miles)

Muster: 1:00 pm

Chalk Talk: 2:00 pm

Hares Away: 2:15 pm

What to Expect:
If you set your expectations low, you’re bound to have a great time! This Fat Tuesday on a Saturday A-to-A prime trail will consist of a lot of bullshit, because we’re doing one of your favorite Skidmark additions to the hash: A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER!!!

Dress up like it’s New Orleans baby!!
Bring out that Mardi Gras spirit by doing FOUR mini-trails IN ONE!!

Each leg of trail will lead you back to start for an OBN or an optional delicious Malortigras slung by the best bartenders in Dayton! But don’t worry!! All four trail clovers will have it’s own BN, bead-earning equal-opportunity opportunities, and more!!

So pick that lazy ass off the couch and have fun with your friends!! More importantly….just cum!!!

What to Bring:
Virgins, whistle (you never blow), vessels, hash attire, chairs, and always a change of clothes socks or shoes, and as always a thirst for beer.

What to Leave at Home: Inhibitions and Drama

On-After: The Barrel House for drinks/Door Dash delivery for food

Lost or Confused: Unlucky Skidmark 937-516-1444

Shiggy Scale:
1. Wheelchair and baby stroller friendly (mostly pavement)
2. Lite adventure (lots of pavement with a smidgen of shiggy)
3. Shiggylicious (mostly shiggy, you might get cuts or bruises)
4. Medivac (potential (there will be dangerous areas of trail))

DH3 Run #1569 Hooker’s Halloween Hash of Horror

When: Saturday, October 28th at 4 P.M.

Where: Fairfield Park, 891 E Dayton Yellow Springs Road, Fairborn, OH  39.833481,-84.022118

Hares: Woody Hooker & Secret Surprise Hare

Cost: ???

What: RKO Pictures is proud to present – The Rocky Horror Hash Show
I would like….to take you….on a strange journey. Live out your most erotic nightmares and sensual daydreams by joining us for this years sexy Halloween hash. Give yourself over to the absolute pleasure of beer, fish hooks, and a few more surprises on trail.

What to Bring: Hash Cash (tbd), whistles, vessels, virgins, fishnets, stilettos, etc.

What to leave home: Drama, inhibitions, your panties.

On-After: As is tradition, On-After will be held at CIS & OC’s house
1393 Windsor Drive, Dayton OH 45434

Lost or confused: call Woody at 937-241-4189

Lonely and/or horny, Call Hooker’s Hotline at the same number but like….make it sexy.

With Whips and Chains,

Woody Hooker????