The Mis-Management of the Dayton H3 is the group of Half-Minds who were silly and/or drunk enough to be coerced into handling the day-to-day business activities of our group.
In the Dayton H3 there are 9 positions that are key to keeping us functioning. Here are the positions and the people who hold them:
- Grand Master: Porkless
- Religious Advisor (RA): G-Spot
- On-Sec: 3 & Out
- Haberdasher: Boneless & VD
- Hash Cash: Skin to Win
- Song Meistress: Dick Lips
- Hash Flash: Pull & Pray
- Webmeister & BDSM: Goes Down Dirty
- Hash Tyrant: P. Head
You can email the mis-managment team at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Here’s a brief explanation of each of the positions:
- Grand Master: The wanker in charge of this whole affair. Oversees the hash. Has miscellaneous duties out the wazoo, but mostly stays out of these wankers’ way:
- Religious Advisor (RA): Emcees circle after the run: adjudicates hare & pack crimes, introduces virgins & visitors, and resolves namings. Also responsible for the weather and moon.
- On-Sec: The secretary. The collector of hash cash, recorder of wanker attendance, and payer of bar bills.
- Hash Cash: The treasurer. The recorder of hash funds, payer of bills for hash purchases.
- Haberdasher: The acquirer and seller of hash stuff, T-shirts, and the like, as well as honoraria such as Centurion mugs.
- Song Meistress: The leader of songs at circle. (But all are encouraged to assist!)
- Hash Flash: The taker of lots of pictures at the hash. (But all are encouraged to assist!)
- Webmeister: The maintainer of this website, the mailing list, and the Google calendar.
- BDSM: Be Doing Social Media. The maintainer of the Facebook public page and closed group.
- Hash Tyrant: An honorary title given to a past Grand Master. He doesn’t have to do anything but can be counted on to stick his nose in and do whatever is needed on pretty much a moment’s notice.