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DH3 #1309 – Tiny Tool and Jolly Green Giant Boob's Hash Wedding/White Dress Run
July 28 @ 4:00 pm
You are (un)cordially invited to the Hash Wedding of Tiny Tool & Jolly Green Giant Boobs!
Start location: Brixx Ice Company, 500 E 1st St, Dayton, OH 45402
Parking will be difficult with the Celtic Fest, Dragon’s game and other downtown stuff. Hares suggest an Uber or park where you will not be towed. Be responsible. Don’t drink and die … I mean drive.
On-After: Will be at Russian’s apartment building – this is a nice place. Don’t embarrass us and be respectful.
Shiggy level is .69
What to wear: You MUST wear a white dress or BushWhacker (Bridesmaid Zilla) won’t let you stand in any of the photos.
What to bring: Bring your regular hash stuff like whistles, hopes and dreams, gifts for the bride and groom and hares.
Start time is 4:00PM EST. We will muster behind Brixx in the large alley/parking lot around 4:15PM.
Trail is A to A prime
What to expect – a fun WALKING trail, beer, champagne, cider, shots, a wedding, a taco bar for dinner, shenanigans, great music at the Celtic Fest. There will NOT be a run. This will be a walking parade with the bride and groom through the downtown. If you are a racist bastard be sure to get your run in earlier that day.
Hash cash is $10 – even if you don’t eat the taco bar or drink the beer or have the shots the hash cash is $10. BUT if this is worrisome and you want to cum, please IM 3-N-Out and she will work with you!
Questions? We don’t have answers. Seriously, we are busting our asses to make this nice, but you can text Bush at 937-204-2943. And if you text and ask, “where should I park?” she will ignore you. Or text Slap at 808-497-5706.
Hares are 3 N Out, Slap, Bush and Russian
Don’t bring your dog. Don’t pass go. Don’t collect $200. But absolutely no dogs are allowed in Russian’s building so, figure out your logistics now.