When: Saturday, November 11th at 3 P.M.

Where: Oakes Quarry Park, Fairborn Ohio

Hares: Help Get it Up, Ficus, Dirty Dumpster Slut

Cost: $8

What: We three hares have decided to give all you all a lovely shigfest in Oakes Quarry. There will be beer, splits, beer, shig, beer, a cliff or two, and ummm beer.

What to leave home: Drama, inhibitions, your self respect.

On-After: Casa de Ficus

Lost or confused: call Ficus at 515-444-3897