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DH3 1265

October 7, 2017 @ 3:00 pm

Hares: Dreams of Dick, G Spot, Don’t Give a Blow
Date: Saturday, October 7, 2017
Time: 3:00 pm (15:00)   NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!!
Cost: $6
Location: Turtlecreek Township Park: 3021 Greentree Road, Lebanon, OH 45036 …. just drive, don’t bitch…. There’s only one entrance so drive in and take the first left and look for the drunk hares. N39 27’36.4″ W84 15’57.3″
Description: Trail will be completely live! Virgin territory! Expect shiggy, beer, nature, fences, private property, thorns, corn, and a surprise RA. Trail is A to B. Outdoor circle rain or shine so bring appropriate clothing, or none at all.
What to bring: A change of clothes and shoes. Virgins! Whistles, Centurian Mugs a good attitude, and a thirst for beer.
Shiggy Level: Anywhere from 2-3 for runners, 1-2 for walkers
Dayton shiggy scale:
1 – Wheelchair/stroller-friendly
2 – Lite Adventure
3 – Shiggylicious
4 – Medivac Potential
On after: TBA
Lost, confused, or in need of bedtime stories? Call the hares: Dreams of Dick 937.478.6320, GSpot 937.239.1258, Don’t Give a Blow 937.313.0331
Reminder: DH3 does not allow dogs on trail.


October 7, 2017
3:00 pm
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Turtlecreek Township Park
3021 Greentree Road
Lebannon, OH 45305 United States
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