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DH3 #1377 – THE Anal Don’t Die Practice #2 (We Hopefully Lived…) Followed by Hops In the Hangar!
August 10, 2019 @ 4:00 pm
Hares: Unlucky Skidmark & More Legs
–THE Anal Don’t Die Practice #2 Skydive–
What to know:
This is now an anal event! Welcum to our second year of don’t die practice! Face your fears and practice not dying with your hares and your fellow hounds by jumping from a plane prior to trail at Start Skydiving.
If interested, please visit startskydiving.com and book a time between 10:00 pm and 2:00 pm as soon as you can. Discounts for military, students, police, etc. available if you dig through the FAQs on their website for a code that may fit your profession.
(Note: do not drink prior if you decide to jump or bring beer onto their premise.)
Where: Start Skydiving, 1711 Run Way, Middletown, OH 45042
–THE Anal Don’t Die Practice #2 Hash–
Where: Baker Bowl, 530 Tytus Ave, Middletown, OH 45042
(The skatepark within Smith Park)
Chalk talk: 4:00 Pack away: 4:15.
Trail: Trail A to A through glorious Middletown, Ohio. Shig level: 1.69.
What to bring: Whistle, your broken/bent/folded centurion mug or your cheap dependable plastic mug, change of clothes and shoes.
Parking: Other parking lots are in the park if the Baker Bowl parking lot is full.
-Hops in the Hangar–
On-After: Hops In The Hangar (hosted at Start Skydiving grounds)
“Join us in tasting some amazing, unique craft beers- there will be over 80 different beers available! All attendees must be 21 years of age and over (including Designated “Flyers”). There will be be Food Trucks on site offering a variety of tasty treats for purchase. Mingle around Historic Warbirds and other vintage and modern Aircraft that will be on site for tours and awesome photo ops. Be prepared to see an Aerobatic Flight Team, Skydivers jumping overhead and more (weather permitting) and, if Mother Nature cooperates, one of the most incredible sunsets you’ll see. Beers, bites, music and fun – all in a unique, wide-open setting of a an airplane hangar. The unique location allows for outdoor enjoyment with the hangar doors being wide open and also provide cover for shade and weather. This event is rain or shine….but has a 100% chance of beer and fun.
GENERAL ADMISSION Tickets allow you you choose 15 beers to sample from 30 breweries (with over 80 beers to choose from!”
More info available here: https://www.facebook.com/events/417029908848841/
Questions, lonely, horny, or confused? Call/text Unlucky Skidmark at (937) 516-1444. He might reply…
Dayton shiggy scale:
1 – Wheelchair/stroller-friendly
2 – Lite Adventure
3 – Shiggylicious
4 – Medivac Potential
Reminder #1: DH3 does not allow dogs on trail.
Reminder #2: Do NOT follow Gimp!