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DH3 #1375 – Kilted Hash
July 27 @ 4:00 pm
It’s Celtic Festival Weekend in Dayton, and that means one thing!
Ok, two things!
So, break out your kilts and get ready for the most amazing hash to have ever occurred in Downtown Dayton.
We’ll muster in the parking lot at Dayton Beer Company, 41 Madison St, Dayton, OH 45402.
Proper hash attire for the day includes a kilt. And if you’re a true Scotsperson, then you know that nothing comes between your skin and your kilt.
Trail will be 3ish miles. Walker trail will be 2ish miles. B wagon will be available.
Cost: $4. You’re on your own for beer at the on-after.
On-After: Celtic Festival, Riverscape Metropark, 237 E Monument Ave, Dayton, OH 45402.
Checklist of items to bring: Your whistle, lanyard, centurion mug, kilt, B bag, virgins, your super cool hash necklace, $4 hash cash, money for food and beer at the on-after, your phone so you can Uber your drunk ass home.
Items not to bring: Dogs, children, underwear, bad attitudes.
Shiggy Level: 2.1
Hares: Don’t Give a Blow, 3 & Out, and Goes Down Dirty
Dayton Shiggy Scale:
1 – Wheelchair/stroller-friendly
2 – Lite Adventure
3 – Shiggylicious
4 – Medivac Potential
Reminder: DH3 does not allow dogs on trail.
a) This may not be the most amazing hash to have ever occurred in Downtown Dayton.
b) Whatever happens, it’s your own fault. Unless somehow you can twist things so it’s Hot Tub’s fault.
c) Following Da Gimp is not recommended and might be hazardous to your health.