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DH3 #1371 – The Penismark Campout Trail
June 29 @ 4:00 pm
Kroger (Northwoods Blvd)
780 Northwoods Blvd, Vandalia, OH 45377
Hares: PHead + Unlucky Skidmark
Parking: Obvious parking spots will be available. Campers will be transported to the start for trail.
What to bring: The usual… virgins, whistle, cranium lamp, centurion mugs, wheelchairs, hashy clothing, condoms, a change of clothes and shoes.
Trail: This special edition of shigginess is brought to you by Penis Head and Unlucky Skidmark, who have gallantly braved their way scouting through Vandalia’s finest shig to provide a quality trail for all of you brave souls. There will be basic checks, standard marks, glorious YBFs, elaborate BCs, copious amounts of TP, wonderful skunks, big leaves, small leaves, large trees, dead trees, weird bugs, scary bugs, and more along the way back to camp. The BQs and BNs will be plentiful as well as the smiles you all will have on your beautiful faces.
On this hash there will also be an icing during circle for one of the hares on his actual birthday, so bring the best booze, cake ingredients, and stories you have to share with the poor bastard we know as Unlucky Skidmark. For those of you who are not camping… you will be welcome to circle, but there will be need to be a level of individual discretion as to not overstay on the hosting property without purchasing a rego. If you didn’t rego for campout weekend we will be immensely sad you didn’t, but we will also sing songs about how stupid you are.
Shig level 3.69. Cum prepared, cum early, cum often.
Questions, confused, lost, horny? Text/call Unlucky Skidmark at (937) 516-1444… he might reply.
Dayton Shiggy Scale:
1 – Wheelchair/stroller-friendly
2 – Lite Adventure
3 – Shiggylicious
4 – Medivac Potential
Reminder #1: Dayton does not permit dogs on trail.
Reminder #2: Do NOT follow Gimp.